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Does anyone understand my situation? Is there hope?
So like last night I had six friends over for dinner. Everyting was going fine until I served the appetizers. Apparently my guests were dismayed that I served a vegetable platter which I had purchased at Costco. Maybe it was the plastic serving tray or the store-bought dip that turned them off. Anyway, things continued to slide downhill from there. I offered some chilled Ernest & Julio Gallo wine in a Tetra-Pak box with spout...that seemed to dismay my guests as well. For the main course I served a macaroni & cheese casserole topped with hot dog bits with a side of wonder bread topped with a mayo-anchovie spread I picked up at Safeway. My guests were getting woozy. Finally I served a desert I found at Albertson's...a wonderful green jello with carrot shreds and mini marshmallows.
Sadly my guests nibbled a bit and whispered amongst themselves as I cleared the card table of the paper plates and plastic forks.
Have I become a straight fellow? OMG I've always been gay!
Well there's your problem right there!!!! Everyone knows to impress guests of six or more that you use Butternut bread NOT Wonder bread. What the hell were you thinking!!!?